This is my new favorite thing.
LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literally my biggest concern in life i am a raisin
Raisins are quite nice… don’t really care for chocolate
Maybe finding a chick who’s into pain play could be fun…
I kinda wanna draw blood
Rathol f’zark’lu noth’el normals
can’t these people just be marked with a big obvious sign, “I am not worth wasting your thoughts and feelings on”?
That one friend with whom you abandon all ordinary rules of spelling, grammar and sentence structure